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Sometimes the boredom gets to us poor souls on the touchline, sometimes we just start to find ourselves very witty and amusing and
sometimes you just give us far, far too much ammunition to play with. Just a taste of the ad hoc awards previously given are:
sometimes you just give us far, far too much ammunition to play with. Just a taste of the ad hoc awards previously given are:
| The Steve Austin Award (for being rebuilt following injury) |
| TheProdigal Son Award (for appearing back to play after months of being MIA) |
| The Flag Work Award (for running touch with a bit of pazzaz) |
| The TomTom Award (for Directional Ineptitude) |
| The Kylie Hotpants Award (for having really short shorts) |
| The Timex Award (for failing to show up on time at critical matches) |
| The Jack Nicklaus Award (for chipping the ball) |
| The Lucky White HeatherAward (beware the intercept) |
| The Hangover Award (for extraordinary displays due to the night before) |
| The Push Ups on the Touchline Award (pretty self explanatory) |
| The Sartorial Elegance Award (for those on the touchline with speshul taste) |
| The Riverdance Warm Up Award (for doing 'interesting' motions to warm up) |
23/08/08 Cowal Friendly 'The Prodigal Son' Award
Given to Boom Boom for his return to the team and the game after a prolonged absence (some lame excuse about a shoulder
injury and ambulances......whatever......)
Given to Boom Boom for his return to the team and the game after a prolonged absence (some lame excuse about a shoulder
injury and ambulances......whatever......)
30/08/08 Kilmarnock 3s Friendly 'The Kylie Hotpants' Award
Given to Liam for a fine display of short shorts and an unusal lack of neoprene or supports. Rugby league here we come! In
fact any shorter and they may well have been arrestable!
Given to Liam for a fine display of short shorts and an unusal lack of neoprene or supports. Rugby league here we come! In
fact any shorter and they may well have been arrestable!
13/09/08 Cumnock v 2XV The Colin McRae Award
Given to Colin Grey for his 'inspired' driving in order to get to the match on time
Given to Colin Grey for his 'inspired' driving in order to get to the match on time
13/09/08 Cumnock v 2XV The Ebenezer Scrooge Award
Given to Craig Waddell for failing to 'splash the cash' or indeed have any form of payment at all about his person come the
after match buying of jugs/subs/raffle tickets
Given to Craig Waddell for failing to 'splash the cash' or indeed have any form of payment at all about his person come the
after match buying of jugs/subs/raffle tickets
Amir Khan Award
20/09/08 Given to Darren Barton for being poleaxed by an accidental punch to the solur plexus
27/09/08 Given to Andy Hamilton following a peach of a punch to his hooter during the match with West of Scotland
20/09/08 Given to Darren Barton for being poleaxed by an accidental punch to the solur plexus
27/09/08 Given to Andy Hamilton following a peach of a punch to his hooter during the match with West of Scotland
27/09/08 CYP Award (Specifically relating to Abandonment and Neglect)
Given to Darren Barton and Kenny McNaughton for shirking their duty and leaving both their Captain's stranded, without a
place to rest their heads, and resulting in a £40 taxi journey
Given to Darren Barton and Kenny McNaughton for shirking their duty and leaving both their Captain's stranded, without a
place to rest their heads, and resulting in a £40 taxi journey
18/10/08 Passing Award
Given to Robert Armour for his prowess in passing....in his car....not...! Following a meeting of wing mirrors while negotiating
the Pollok Park road system - and for being generous enough to give the other driver his unbroken mirror to replace theirs!
Given to Robert Armour for his prowess in passing....in his car....not...! Following a meeting of wing mirrors while negotiating
the Pollok Park road system - and for being generous enough to give the other driver his unbroken mirror to replace theirs!
18/10/08 'I Have a Dream'
Given to Craig Aikman for admitting pre match and before witnesses that he 'had a dream' where we won the match and he
scored a try. When presented with this opportunity in real life he managed to fumble the ball and not make it over the try line
Given to Craig Aikman for admitting pre match and before witnesses that he 'had a dream' where we won the match and he
scored a try. When presented with this opportunity in real life he managed to fumble the ball and not make it over the try line
01/11/08 Jack Russell Terrier Award
Given to Ross McNiven for his mobility round the park and tackle count, his best match in a black shirt so far according to the
2XV Captain and he should know!
Given to Ross McNiven for his mobility round the park and tackle count, his best match in a black shirt so far according to the
2XV Captain and he should know!