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Sometimes the boredom gets to us poor souls on the touchline, sometimes we just start to find ourselves very witty and amusing
and sometimes you just give us far, far too much ammunition to play with.  Just a taste of the ad hoc awards previously given are:
The Steve Austin
Award (for being
rebuilt following
injury)
TheProdigal Son
Award (for appearing
back to play after
months of being MIA)
The Flag Work Award
(for running touch
with a bit of pazzaz)
The TomTom
Award
(for Directional
Ineptitude)
The Kylie Hotpants
Award (for having
really short shorts)
The Timex Award
(for failing to show
up on time at
critical matches)
The Jack
Nicklaus Award
(for chipping the
ball)
The Lucky White
HeatherAward
(beware the intercept)
The Hangover Award
(for extraordinary
displays due to the
night before)
The Push Ups on the
Touchline Award
(pretty self explanatory)
The Sartorial
Elegance Award
(for those on the
touchline with
speshul taste)
The Riverdance
Warm Up Award
(for doing 'interesting'
motions to warm up)
27/08/11 Sartorial Elegance Award - Robert McA
Actually the picture says it all - though we believe there was also a fine involved for showing up without a club shirt and tie....but then again there's
'no shirt and tie' and then there's THIS...!
01/10/11 Timex Award - Davy A
Not sure it would be possible to be closer to 'almost catching the boat' than Davy got - missed out on a trip to Arran and was saved from Dick of the
Day only by Johnny's repeated landing on the ground
17/09/11 Push Ups On The Touchline Award - Robert A
It was a blantant piece of 'award mongering' when Hartley took to doing pushups with a 'clap' right in front of the decking - however he
has to get an A for effort and the award!
07/01/12 The Hangover Award - Davy A
Making a habit now of picking up 'speshul' awards Davy romps off with the Hangover award this week following some impressive vomitting on the
touchline at half time!
14/04/12 The Toys Out The Pram Award - Kenny
It was spectacular....it was loud....it was expressive....it was even accurate....but it was DEFINITELY toys out the pram from Kenny in the
second half of the away game against Mid Argyll!